audrey caroline

“Woes of Jet-lag” Part One

Because my house feels as if polar bears and penguins could live comfortably here, my adaptive instincts led me to make a small, temporary cocoon in my bed to prevent hypothermia from kicking in. Of course, that proceeded to become a four hour hibernation lasting from 5:20 to 9:20PM which means I am successfully making strides in my effort to actually become a literal zombie, and no longer be what you would consider human.

 
The End.